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Monday, June 19, 2006

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Friday, June 09, 2006

How To Be Shaolin Monk In 24 hours moreorless - Martial Arts Lesson

How to Be a Shaolin Monk In 24 hours MoreOrLess.

Most folks know that you have to start training at the age of 5-7 years old to start on the path of Grasshopper. What you don't know is what you have to do to shed your grasshopperness and become a full fledged Shaolin Priest. For SuperHuman Power Digg It!

Paraphrased, but copied directly from the Shaolin.com website, here is your answer...

The priests are adept in all of the following: medicine, music, art, weapons-making, religions, animal husbandry, cartography, languages, history, and of course, kung fu. The priest had to be more than a fighting machine, he had to know how, where and why to enter a fight, and even of greater importance, how to avoid conflict. Only with "unbeatable" ability, the priest was he secure enough not to fight.

There was a ranking system used - beginner, disciple, and master. The beginner (student level), was a menial servant. Only crude rudiments of kung fu were his domain. Disciples were almost priests, still having to master themselves, but of the mettle to carry and secrets of the Shaolin. The pinnacle of master was reached by few; it was the achievement of a lifetime.

Final Shaolin Test Cheat Sheet
The obstacle that a disciple had to pass to attain the priesthood was the test for master rank. After a series of oral and practical exams, they faced the test of the tunnel. The candidate was lead to a corridor linked with the outside world. In the corridor were booby-traps, all lethal, all unpredictable. The disciple had to pass all these, for there was no going back, no way out but success. Most never began the journey; few ever finished it. The adept who passed the traps faced one last obstacle; a several hundred pound urn filled with burning iron filings. On each side of the urn is an emblem, different for each temple, usually of a dragon and a tiger. The urn must be moved with the bare forearms to unblock the exit. In so doing, the now priest was forever branded as a Sil Lum monk.

So to become a Sil Lum or Shaolin Monk, just do the last paragraph and cut out all that menial grunt work. You'll be saving yourself decades. For SuperHuman Power - Digg It!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

How To Be Invisible In 30 Days - Martial Arts Lesson



How To Be Invisible In 30 Days - Martial Arts Lesson Part Deux
Stop. Read the First Post ummmm... first. Part One: How To Be Invisible In 30 Days - Martial Arts Lesson

PART DEUX - Now for the Black Belt Lesson. You've already got the concept of moving EXTERNALLY like the tree branches waving around you. You've got the part about meditation and it's role in making you believe that your body is nowhere to be seen. And you know that belief is contagious. Now, we are diving deeply into the Jedi Master realm. For supernatural powers, Digg Me!

In order for you to be invisible, You don't necessarily need to be transparent. In other words, IN-VISIBLE means not-visible. And vision happens IN THE MIND not in the great outdoors. Light can bounce off you all it wants but so long as that light doesn't raise any red flags in the mind of your stalker, you'll be fine.

Again, this goes back to our Invisibility Lesson Part One: How To Be Invisible In 30 Days - Martial Arts Lesson. But in this episode, we will go into the things that cause these red flags to go up. You already know most of the triggers that can put you on the radar. Sight (cammo), Smell (take a shower), Hearing (walk quietly), Taste (don't put yourself in the mouth of your stalker). All no brainer stuff. What about the fifth trigger?

Touch. Obviously, you don't want to touch someone to whom you're trying to be invisible. But pick pockets do it all the time. And they remain invisible. So what does touch have to do with being invisible? A lot. This is the least considered component of invisibility because most Jr. Ninjas think that touch only happens when there is physical contact.

Wrong Grasshopper. Touch happens without contact all the time. Can you feel the warmth of the sun? The sun is just a ball of energy. Nothing solid is touching you. And yet, even with your eyes closed, you can tell where the sun is just by the heat on your skin. Can you pick up construction nails without touching them? Of course. A lot of screw drivers are magnetized for just that purpose.

So the lesson here is that you can trigger effects and cause "touch feelings" without even touching anything. Or, in the case of the pick pocket, you can touch and still not cause ANY "touch feelings."

Ok. take a second to breathe now. I know we've covered a lot of mileage here.

HOW to Use Touch to become INVISIBLE
Actually, the above title is inaccurate. The real title should be "how to turn off touch." You see, in the case of the magnet, the polarity creates a magnetic attraction and repulsion. All wires that carry an electrical current create the same magnetic field that can be felt. And yes, you too Grasshopper are an electro-magnetic wiring system. For supernatural powers, Digg Me!

Every time a neural impulse streams through your body, an electrical current is created. Then an ensuing magnetic field is born perpendicular to the direction of that energy flow. So are you starting to see the light now? If you are going to move. In in such a way that your radial magnetic field is directed away from the person you are hiding from. Think perpendicular.

If you are standing still. Relax. Just let your limbs and muscles hang lifelessly from your skelleton. This deadens most all your electrical transfer and thus you loose magnetic polarity. The deeper way to go about this is to seep into transcendental meditation. EEG machines and cat scans show coma-like brain wave activity in this state. And if a million dollar scanner cant detect you, a casual observer is gunna have a really tough time.

Granted. You may still be a scheptic and say, "There ain't no way my magnetic field is gunna be felt by the bouncer from 20 feet away!" But haven't you ever felt someone behind you staring at you?

Redneck Grasshopper, our bodies are unfathomably sensitive measuring devices. Don't sell it short. Especially when being invisible can get you into clubs without paying cover. See: How To Be Invisible In 30 Days - Martial Arts Lesson- Lesson One. For supernatural powers, Digg Me!

HOWto Jedi Mind Trick Buddies - Martial Arts Lesson 8b

How to Jedi Mind Trick Your Buddies and Hot Chicks. Part Deux.
See part one first (since this is part deux)... Jedi Martial Arts P1
OK. So we promised you deeper resolution to the first Jedi martial arts lesson. Here we go. For SuperHuman Power, Digg Me!


RECAP
Now that we are all masters at circumventing the filtering processes that normal rational people use, we can move on to making the images in our mind just as clear in the mind of the person we are "Shin Gong-ing." We already understand that going through all that red-tape of some one's cognitive thinking, mental associations, and rationalizationalization gives you a snow balls chance in hades of persuading your buddy. So we've learned how to communicate directly from your spirit to theirs.

New Stuff of Jedi Mind Tricks
The next issue to address is to make a deep impression of your will onto your buddy. This is done with visualization. Remember we talked about the how to angle your eyeballs so that the optic nerve triggers the visual cortex of your brain / mind?

Ok. So now, what you do is visualize a key payoff moment after your will was accomplished. For example, if you want a buddy to buy you a beer, see yourself enjoying that beer. Capture that image in your mind. Now, turn it around and BE your buddy. Put yourself in his shoes and mind. Then see HIS payoff. See two hot chicks approaching him-you as soon as he gets you that beer.

This image creates a mental-bio-chemical reaction in your body. All you've got to do is recreate that same experience in your buddies' body. Technically, when you say the words, "Yes, you DO want to buy me a beer," is the precise moment you want to upload this image into his mind.

In our last lesson, we only described when to say what. Didn't you think it was odd that we had to access the VISUAL cortex of our minds but we were only using auditory communication? Now you know why the puppy dog eyes are key. For SuperHuman Power, Digg Me!


But the most vital part of this Jedi Mind Trick is that you've created the future in your mind already- FROM YOUR BUDDY's PERSPECTIVE. So, once this image is ingrained onto his psyche, he's already lived through it. No wonder why it's easy for him to follow through. He is simply retracing his future footsteps in the present time.

Notice that in all the "Jedi Mind Trick" Pictures, all the pupils are touching the upper eyelids. Two words: visual cortex.

Part of this technique has to do with mental time travel. Visualizing the future with a positive outcome then simply retracing your steps to get back to that point in the present. You may not consider this time travel but talk to your nearest quantum physicist (plato.Stanford.edu). The next lesson will be on time travel. And yes, you CAN change the future - Jedi Martial Arts Style.

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Tuesday, June 06, 2006

HOWto Pull Off a Jedi Mind Trick on Friends and Hot Chicks - Meditation Mantra

How to Pull Off a Jedi Mind Trick on Friends and Hot Chicks.
This may sound silly and impossible but it's not. It is not silly or impossible. Jedi Mind Tricks are Rational and Simple (wave right hand lao-gung chi ball point here).

You've wanted to convince others to do your bidding. Does that make you evil? No. It makes you normal. Now, some of us can actually get others to do the things we want. Does that make us evil? No. It makes us readers of Carnegy's book, "How to Win Friends and Influence People."

Ok, so influencing people isn't so hard. What if you want to be able to get people to do things at a Jedi Level? In Chinese Kung Fu, they call this "Shin Gong." Yoda calls it, "Using the Force."

On the surface, the process of getting people to do what you want using "Shin Gong" or "the Force" is no different from any other communication. You start by communicating your desire. Then you wait to see how deeply that message influences your listener. For Super-Natural Martial Arts Powers Digg Me!

The big differences between your common communication and "Shin Gong" comes into play far before your communication begins. Instead of communicating via sound waves that pass from your larynx to their ear drum, in "Shin Gong," You communicate from your soul to their soul. Or more precisely, since Shin Gong means, "the cultivation of spirit," you communicate from your spirit to their spirit.

How is this done? Let's first establish that hands do play a key role. Ok done. We will come back to this.

Second, understand how communication happens. You speak, they hear, they process the words, then they filter the words based on what they THINK you mean. Then, they toss the ideas in through a processing lab maze that compares your idea with millions of their own. They weigh your idea against their own agenda, comfort level, and interests. Finally, after your idea has been strip searched by the Storm Troopers of the mind, a decision is rendered.

Now that you know how a decision is made, you begin to see how to circumvent the decision making process and immediately corral agreement. Yes, you do see it. It's like this, if you want your screen play to go to hollywood, do you show it to all the writers in town or do you go directly to G Lucas?

Your mind is no different. In order to "Jedi Mind Trick" a friend or even a hot chick, set your intention to speak directly to their spirit. Don't even bother with speaking to their mind or thoughts. Chances are you'll just get filtered out before you get anywhere near the core of the Death Star.

There are several physical techniques that let you achieve direct spirit-spirit connection. Among them are posture, pulse, breathing, and thoughts. Carnegy talks a lot about "mirroring." The modern business world using this mirroring as a way to match the posture of those you are doing business with. If they lean, you lean. If they cross their legs, you cross. Next, match your heart rate to theirs. Musicians know this as rhythm. Then, match their breathing. This creates deep harmonics.

Now you've created a high bandwidth communication channel between you and your partner. You have a profound level of intimacy and interconnection with each other (This also happens naturally during sex).

Finally, for the "Jedi Mind Trick" part where you move your hand. Still maintaining your will to speak directly to your friend's spirit, tilt your head down and look upward at him. This enables you to access your visual cortex to transfer your mental images from eyes to eyes. Now speak. For Super-Natural Martial Arts Powers Digg Me!

As you speak, move one hand from left to right. Follow your own hand with your eyes as you do. This is designed to create the same effect that a hypnotist would do using a pocket watch. Its called the pendulum effect. Why does this work? Simple. The eye movement implants the most recent suggestion across the left AND the right side of the brain as the optic nerve guided by eyeball tracking triggers synapses to fire across both lobes of the brain.

You've covered the entire logical and the emotional side of your friend's brain with one suggestion out of the visual part of your brain. The same thing happens during rem sleep. Your rapid eye movement stimulates the optic nerves to activate all the connected parts of your brain.

If you don't think this works, wait till the next time a really cute kid asks you for another ice creme. They are born Jedi Knights.

We can go into deeper resolution but start with trying to get that hot chick to give you her number. We'll talk.

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NEW!: See Part Deux. Jedi Martial Arts Lesson